9. I don't actually like Guinness.
8. I don't see the point in pretending I'm not liberal.
7. I've never posted a video to YouTube.
6. I've never liked Johnny Cash
5. I'm sure as hell not going to drink PBR just so I can be "ironic."
4. I don't have a fixed-gear bicycle and don't know why I'd want one.
3. I have no idea what Sufjan Stevens even sounds like.
2. I last updated my Twitter feed two months ago.
1. I actually know what deconstruction is.
[Disclaimer: I don't have any significant beef with the emerging church, which seems to be a combination of self-absorbed hipsters and people asking important questions. Sometimes these are the same people.]